Tuesday, 28 November 2023

1,304 THE 2023 “SHIIINE ON” WEEKENDER, Various Venues at Butlins Resort, Minehead, Friday 17th – Sunday 19th November 2023

 

For the 7th time in a row, it’s November, so it must be time to “Shiiine”! Once again we prepare to immerse ourselves in the annual weekend celebrating the 80’s/ 90’s/2000’s UK indie scene in its various guises, but this time there was a slight element of trepidation and even reluctance on my part, due to 3 factors. Firstly, the bill; a couple of intriguing late 90’s reunions aside, it was solid enough but a little unspectacular for me, lacking the real “wow” factor of, say, a Bunnymen, Chameleons or Midway Still level of band who could really be potential highlights – well, The Wonder Stuff aside, but then they or singer Miles Hunt play every year anyway, right? Secondly, the weather; heavy rain and storms had already damaged much of the site, resulting in accommodation being cancelled for about 300 or so punters following an anxious wait, and further heavy storms were also forecast over the weekend… yuck! And finally, one of my 3 all-time favourite bands, Gigolo Aunts, announced a trio of reunion dates in New York and Boston supporting Letters To Cleo on their annual US East Coast Thanksgiving jaunt, completely clashing with “Shiiine On” which itself was a weekend later this year! Bollocks! So, I was prepared for a soggy weekend – in Minehead in body, but with a part of my soul in “The Hub”… 

Nonetheless, I put aside concerns and we picked up Rachel’s friend Sarah, a first time “Shiiiner” who’d booked separate accommodation, and we hit the road for a decent run down, bumping into Martin and his friend (and fellow first timer) Jon at an impromptu pitstop at Minehead’s Tesco. No breakfast shop today as we’d all bought fixings down, for reasons which will quickly become apparent, however the fish and chip seafront meal tradition was observed as usual, Matt arriving as we ordered. After Rachel’s friends Duncan and Rick arrived (the boys staying with Sarah after their own chalets fell victim to the storms), our convoy parked up after picking up our welcome packs from the gates, then we grabbed our wristbands and were ready to go! No time to unpack, though, as ABSTRACTION ENGINE awaited us at Inn On The Green at 1.45… hence no Tesco run! Swindon’s finest are regular punters here, and this time had inveigled themselves onto the bill, albeit at an indecently early time. Thankfully, we weren’t the only ones up for some early rock, and a respectable crowd greeted vocalist David and the boys as they, bedecked in fluffy jackets, eased into the plaintive slow build of opener “Placeholder”. By the upbeat Summery britpop vibe of “What Would You Say”, however, they were into their stride, and the harder-edged 70’s rocker “Dreamer” and best-of-set “Walk Through Walls”, a haunting yet propulsive rocker, formed an impressive-sounding mid-set triple. The pastoral Wheat-like “Shine” fittingly rounded off an early yet worthy and well-received inclusion for the boys on the “Shiiine” bill – a bit further up next year, maybe? 

Greeted the boys as they unpacked, then the crew departed to check out other stuff and I stayed for THE MALAKITES, a painfully young looking bunch whose opening psych-pop salvo was intriguing, but as they veered into more bluesy trad-Britpop sounding stuff, a little too close to the likes of Ocean Colour Snore for my liking, I lost interest and headed back to the apartment (as far back this year as it’s possible to be without caravanning!) to unpack. The crew had done the same, so we chilled awhile, before our first jaunt into the Skyline Arena. A respectable crowd awaited JESUS JONES, on slightly late at 4.35, and straight into the upbeat techno-indie of “Zeroes And Ones”, the svelte Mike Edwards putting in an energetic shift as ever (though not as energetic as his crazed keyboardist!) yet initially sounding a little lost in the mix. We need more Mike on the mike! Thankfully, by the clattering rhythms of “Bring It On Down”, the sound was more balanced, and the hectic dynamism of “Never Enough” was my set highlight. “The Devil You Know” – “from the band’s but not the public’s favourite album,” remarked a rather bitter Edwards – was a bit dull really (the public are always right!!), yet the understated lugubrious sway of “Right Here Right Now” got a good singalong, so fair play. The barking jagged rhythm of closer “Info Freako”, accompanied by lurid colourful film backdrops, rounded off a solid and rabble-rousing yet a little one-dimensional set. 

JIM BOB was up next in short order, the former Carter USM man thankfully backed by his Hoodrats, and playing a popular and bright set largely based on recent album “Thanks For Reaching Out”, yet delving regularly into his former band’s canon. I’d seen him recently at Bristol’s Rough Trade (gig 1,287), so enjoyed the likes of the melodic, inclusive title track and sarky, snarky punk rock hurtle “Sebastian’s On A Ridealong”. I could have done without the unannounced cover of “Geno” (a song I never liked anyway) but the punkish “Stuff The Jubilee”, with suitable punnish stream of consciousness lyrics, was a subsequent highlight. The sinister sea shanty paean “Prince In A Pauper’s Grave” (which, I say every time, I saw JB’s old band Jamie Wednesday do in 1987 – gig 78, folks!) was stark and eerie as ever, yet the subsequent “Angel Strike!”, dour, dark and stunningly melancholic, was easily my set highlight. Ye Gods, that’s a song! The rambunctious “Bloodsport For All” (preceded by an affable, deadpan Jim introducing the band, including impressive bassist Lindsay Scott, then himself as “Dirk Diggler”!) capped an overall fine set from my old Jamie Wednesday correspondent. Great to see him in fine fettle again!

My knee was barking by now, so I took a break in Hotshots, sharing a table and a chat with Joanne and Nick from Oxford, before Rach joined us as we sheltered from the inevitable onstage car-crash that is Shaun Ryder, this time with Black Grape. However, we were of course all in for the headliners; Miles Hunt bounded onstage at the appointed hour in his cheesy game show compere alter-ego, declaiming this evening’s entertainment (“some songs from The Groove Machine! (cheers) Some songs from Hup! (more cheers)” etc.) before announcing, “to do that, I’m gonna need me a band!” THE WONDER STUFF then joined Miles onstage, kicking off with the coruscating circular riff of the brilliant “Feet To The Flames”. Great start, but Milo then deadpanned to guitarist and loyal wingman Malc Treece, “d’you want to play them something they like, Malc?”, before the fiddle-driven build of “Mission Drive” ignited the crowd.

 Thence followed a typical Wonder Stuff “Shiiine On” set; fully inclusive, perfectly executed, brilliantly played, melodic, roof-raisingly singalong, fun psych/folk tinged indie rock of the first water, comfortably Set Of The Weekend… you know, the usual from Milo and crew! Unlike quite a few who pass through this Fest, Miles totally “gets” “Shiiine On”, gives the people what they want, and is rewarded with overflowing bonhomie and huge ovations throughout. The melancholic yet uplifting “Caught In My Shadow” was an early highlight, “Red Berry Joy Town” was driving and robust, and the superb “On The Ropes” saw me pile down the front, joining an ebullient if a little boisterous mosh. “Golden Green” was its’ usual singalong hoedown, Miles challenging us to “keep that singalong going” for the fairground ride of “Size Of A Cow”. Props from the singer to Janice Long for championing the band at their inception, before “Unbearable”, then the irrepressible bounce of “Give Give Give Me More More More” saw the band take a breather, returning for an encore which Miles announced as “[one] we’ve learned especially for you fuckers; and we might not play it again ever!”… only their cheesy Vic & Bob No. 1 hit “Dizzy”! A proper “check your cool at the door” moment, this was a fun singalong and a “Shiiine” highlight. The more typical “Ruby Horse”, the slightly-delic swirl of “Wish Away” and the usual thunderous “Ten Trenches Deep” rounded off another quite brilliant “Shiiine On” Wonder Stuff set. Familiarity in this instance definitely NOT breeding contempt; on this form I’d have them headline every year! 

A breather and quick bite was then called for, before I split from my Clone Roses-bound crew, I was up for seeing MIKI BERENYI TRIO in Reds. The Queen of Shoegaze joined us at 11.15 with a deadpan, “oh good, you’re all still awake then, that’s fucking great!”, easing into plaintive opener “Light From A Dead Star”, her high register vocals a feature. “I haven’t had a drink yet! I’ll be allowed when the Boo Radleys are on,” she intoned brightly as the initial set drifted hazily by. Ironically, “Suzanne”, a Moose number presumably in deference to her partner and guitarist “Moose” McKillop, was a mid-set highlight with a galloping, almost Western movie soundtrack feel, and the plangent atmospheric march of “Love At First Sight” was also rather splendid. However, a full hour seemed a little wearing, particularly given Miki’s taciturn nature and the band’s stripped-back set-up, and the dramatic, discordant closer “Baby Talk” was not only the best of set, but quite welcome after a variable performance, albeit one with many highlights. 

I took a wander outside and spotted Miles Hunt outside Reds, once again holding court and generously giving his time to anyone who asked. I bought the man a drink and we had a brief chat about those pesky Gigolo Aunts before I wandered back in for THE BOO RADLEYS at 12.45. Sans former songwriter Martin Carr (who’d impressed last year with a Sunday afternoon solo set), I was still looking forward to them as they’d totally smashed it with a “Giant Steps”-centric showing in Reading earlier this year (gig 1,283), and the alarm strafe and descending riff of said album’s opener “I Hang Suspended” kicked off the set in some style, buoyant vocalist Sice once again in fantasy band camp, sporting a grin as wide as the Mersey throughout, and greeting us with a cheerful “good evening everyone! It’s way past my bedtime!” The breezy C86 strumalong of “Wish I Was Skinny” was an early highlight, and the descending poppy hook of the 60’s-esque “Find The Answer Within” provided a moment of redemption for the singer; “[when I played here solo] I totally fucked this one up!” 


Boo Radleys were great again, giving the lie to their oft-variable “live” reputation, picking pure upbeat indiepop classics from the breadth of their canon. “Barney And Me” was an irresistibly groovy layered singalong, the off-kilter “Lazy Day” (“from our shoegaze album!”) a fuzzed-up delight, and newie “How Was I To Know” (“we’re chucking in [this] new one cos it’s a fucking banger!” boasted Sice) an upbeat, robust rocker with a big hook. “Lazarus”, inevitably, was the widescreen, sky-scraping set highlight, and the inevitable jaunty “Wake Up Boo”, Sice conducting the crowd singalong, was actually a fine way to send us all off to bed, to end a happy, bouncy set and the best day of the weekend, musically at least! 

Shiiine Saturday started as Shiiine Saturday’s often do; a lazy lie-in, a “Big Man” big fried breakfast, then a late trip to the pool party for some lazy river action and an impromptu crazy game of keepie-up with a beach ball! A quick turn-around at the apartment as I was up for IAN PROWSE AND AMSTERDAM, on at 10 to 2 in Centre Stage (not Reds, as I quickly found out when I erroneously went there first!). Never mind, in in time to grab a bit of barrier as the man emerged, kick-starting his set with “Taking On The World”, an empowering piece of chunky, Frank Turner-esque folky pop with a punk attitude and sensibility, setting the tone for an inclusive, rabble-rousing, politically motivated yet never hectoring set of fine rebel music, which doubtless would have had The Men They Couldn’t Hang’s late agent provocateur Stefan Cush staring down in approval. An upbeat “Megalomania” had tinges of mid-period XTC; an affecting “Dessie Warren” was an inspirational folk number preceded by a preamble about the man and the cry of, “Fuck The Tories!”; and “Name And Number” featured a lengthy – and funny! – interlude about Prowse meeting Freddy Mercury in a vision, who bequeathed him the band for “Shiiine On”! A rollicking good set ended with a quite beautiful “Does This Train Stop On Merseyside” and the usual anti-“Sun” newspaper rant from a bullish Prowse. Cracking stuff again from the man! 

My crew then stayed in for Mark Chadwick; I’m not a Levellers fan, so I left on the first note and headed to a quiet Inn On The Green for the mid-afternoon CANDY OPERA set. A shorter than planned performance, this, due to bassist Frank Mahon not feeling well. Mahon nonetheless struggled on gamely, as “See It Through Your Eyes” was a shimmering slow burn into a big hooky 80’s-tinged chorus, an unplanned “Left Right Centre” had a distinctive Motown blue eyed soul feel, and “#Text Delete” galloped along with a rootsy rockabilly vibe, powered by some resonant guitar licks. After the upbeat 70‘s NYC Lou Reed vibe of “Crash”, affable badger-haired vocalist Paul Malone introduced the band, including 16 year old (!) drummer Sonny (“we’ve had to lie about his age!” quipped Malone). The excellent, widescreen and crafted “These Days Are Ours” and darker “Enemy”, which featured Malone going all McCulloch/ Burgess on us by throwing in lyrical vignettes from The Beatles, Bowie and Joy Division, rounded off another fine set from these “Shiiine On” staples. As with the Stuffies, for my money they’re welcome every year!

 

A pic and chat with a friendly Mr. Malone about Liverpool rock then preceded a (thankfully dry, the forecast showers holding off for now) wander back to Sarah’s apartment where Rach was hanging out. Enjoyed some down-time, chat and snacks before wandering back to the Skyline Arena and hooking up with the rest of the crew for “Shiiine” debutants TERRORVISION, a band who largely passed me by in the 90’s, but who were clearly this year’s nomination for the “Grunting Rock Pig” slot ably filled by the likes of Midway Still and Therapy? in previous “Shiiine”s. An early “Pretend Best Friend” was overt and shouty noisy post-grunge rock with a slight hint of Kiss-like 80’s hair metal, setting the tone for a dynamic set. Not just one trick ponies, however, this lot; “Don’t Go” featured a fine descending outro hook reminiscent of Bowie’s “All The Young Dudes”, and “American TV” was a slightly uncomfortable meld of glam stomp and 90’s rap. All eyes however were on bearded Sami Zayn lookalike singer Tony Wright, a man who not only lifted the performance above its occasionally average material with his all action, dynamic performance, but also who, in his bright pink suit (borrowing my son’s prom suit style!) with tight tight trousers, clearly dresses to the left… or right… or… (it was all rather hypnotic really…!) 90’s Level 3 floor-filler “Oblivion” was the highlight of an overall pretty decent – and definitely eye-catching! – set. 

A wander out of the arena to grab a pasty and a sit-down on a bench in the walkway; despite this year’s festival being slightly under capacity due to the cancellations (which, due to the number of chalets and apartments being cordoned off, might have been more than the mooted 300…), there was still a paucity of seats, the rear-arena deckchairs having mysteriously gone missing as well. Note for next time, “Shiiine” – we’re not getting any younger, we all need to sit down once in a while! Anyway, thus (slightly) revived, I decided to subject myself again to NEDS ATOMIC DUSTBIN’s tender mercies. A band I’ve never gotten on with, and once again they did nothing to change my view. This just felt like a relentless throbbing and thudding bass-driven and monotone trial of endurance, one song merging into the next like so much mulch, and little in the way of vocals to distinguish the songs (vocalist and charisma-free zone Jon Penney’s dull vocals being submerged in the mix for me as well). “Happy”s change of pace and “Grey Cells Green”s slashing backbeat verse build-up to a racey hooky chorus were far and away their best numbers, also followed by the popular “Kill Your Television”. If they’d have just played those 3, I’d have been a happy boy (!), but then my crew mostly thought they were ace, so what the fuck do I know, eh?

 So then we were up for Saturday’s headliners INSPIRAL CARPETS, making their first “Shiiine On” appearance since the first one (AKA the one I didn’t go to). Now reunited with original vocalist Stephen Holt after keyboardist and main man Clint Boon fell out with Tom Hingley (who’d sung on the Carpets’ better-known songs and who had played a rather good actually “Shiiine” set with The Kar-Pets back in 2016), I was rather looking forward to them, as I’d come in with their “Trainsurfing” EP, which had featured Holt. Coming on to World Of Twist’s classic “The Storm” and a huge ovation for the buoyant Clint Boon, they were straight into the frantic baggy beat and Door-like keys of terrace chant opener “Joe”. However, things unfortunately immediately sounded off, the rendition rushed and cluttered. The 60’s B Movie car chase call-and-response of “Butterfly” was better, but Holt, his vocals more exposed in the mix, sounded flat and droney, even missing half a verse. Things didn’t improve with the puzzlingly early “This Is How It Feels”, the elegiac anthemic singalong being totally crowd-driven, and it became apparent that Tom Hingley might be a bit of a twat, but he was a much better singer for the Inspirals!

 I took a wander back to meet up with Rachel and Sarah behind the mixing desk and to see if things sounded better back there – however, they didn’t! “Move”, my favourite Inspirals track, was muddied and “I Want You” frankly dirge-like, all overlaid by these disappointingly flat vocals. I wouldn’t say this was the worst vocal performance I’d ever seen at a Festival – I’d seen Ian Brown’s self-destruction at Reading 1995, after all – but this was a major disappointment. The crowd lapped it up, lots of “moo”s greeting every track, which made me think either they didn’t care about the sound, or were totally twatted, or a bit of both… 

We took an early wander to Centre Stage before the Inspirals finished, and I grabbed a bit of barrier for the first of those intriguing late 90’s reunions I’d mentioned earlier. RIALTO, who’d impressed as Sleeper’s support at the Oasis in 1998 (gig. 368) took the stage at 10.15, the 5-piece smartly dressed in slightly baggy (but not David Byrne-level) suits and led by the floppy fringed, impossibly handsome Louis Eliot, who remarked, “It’s been a minute! This is the first gig we’ve played in 21 years!” If that was so, then this was an utterly remarkable return, as from the off their sweeping, 60’s kitchen sink drama Scott Walker meets Suede material sounded taut, tight and mighty fine, even shorn of the swelling orchestral arrangements which underpinned their studio output. “Hard Candy”s 60’s inflected plaintive riff ceded to the slow burn build to the sky-scraping choral hook of “Untouchable”, followed in short order by the seedy, Pulp-like moody rocker “Broken Barbie Doll” and Ziggy-era Bowie-esque backstreet ballad “London Crawling”. Eliot, clearly loving it up there, threw a Rialto tshirt into the crowd (their only piece of merchandise!) before the stately Walker Brotherisms of “The Underdogs”, then closer “Monday Morning 5.19” was the set highlight, wallowing, melancholy and yet soaring at the same time. Overall, a triumphant return! 


I took a wander back to the crew’s table on the balcony, and kept a watching brief for SLEEPER, next up. Attracting likely the biggest crowd of the weekend into Centre Stage, and led onstage by vocalist Louise Wener, clearly observing Sequin Saturday, they kicked things off with the bright ringing Britpop of “Pyrotechnician”, Lou’s breathy Eartha Kitt vocals to the fore. Unfortunately, for me the set took a little while to get going, a bit too much anonymous Indie fayre for my liking, despite the best efforts of an energetic Lou and hired hand guitarist, Desperate Journalist’s Charley Stone. However, “What Do I Do Now” was a bouncy singalong, and an unexpected cover of Pixies’ “Wave Of Mutilation”, Louise stretching the verse into a slow burn crowd singalong, was a surprise, to say the least! The more anticipated cover of Blondie’s bubbling disco classic “Atomic”, interspersed again with a mid-song singalong to “Love Will Tear Us Apart” was easily the best of set for me, the strutting “Inbetweener” and knockabout “Sale Of The Century” closing out a crowd-pleasing set which had some fine moments, but again from songs belonging to other people! The place then emptied and less than half the Sleeper crowd were left to greet THE SUPERNATURALS, on late at 1.15 a.m. after a fiddly soundcheck. I gave them a few numbers – they’d largely passed me by back in the day, and tonight initially sounded Summery and melodic in a sub-Teenage Fanclub way, but again the vocalist was too grating and monotone for so late in the day, so after they diverted into more OCS-landfill indie territory, I bailed, leaving my crew to suffer through them in order to get to Steve Lamacq’s Indie Disco at 2.30. Fair play – they all did!

 A threat of rain greeted us Sunday morning; thankfully it held off, so we didn’t need to drive over for lunch! So, we all took a nice wander along the Minehead seafront and over to The Old Ship Aground for a fine Carvery Sunday lunch, annoyingly being required to wait awhile for our lunch tokens, but ultimately well worth the wait! Unfortunately, the delay meant that a slow wander back pitched me up at the Inn On The Green about ¾ through JETSTREAM PONY’s well attended early afternoon set. Damn shame, as what I caught was bright, chunky and melodic female-fronted indie pop in a pacey strumalong C86 meets early Teenage Fanclub vein. Hopefully they’ll be back next year, and I can catch all of their set… 

I was however in place on the barrier for the second of the intriguing reunions I’d alluded to earlier, next to a chap I’d spoken to last year about my World Of Twist tshirt! Anyway, back to the music… I’d briefly caught LINOLEUM’S last number at Reading Festival 2000 (gig 456) and dismissed them as dated doom merchants. However I’d done my due diligence after seeing their name on this bill, picking up cheapo CD copies of their 2 albums, and realised my mistake, thoroughly enjoying their introspective goth/ post-punk tinged bedsit mood music, overlaid with the Mary Lorson-esque little girl lost vocals of Caroline Finch, who with trowelled-on mascara and a black beehive so high it needed scaffolding, was quite a looker in the old days… 23 years on, the mascara is still in place, along with a perma-grin rivalling Sice’s, as she led on her recently reformed (4th gig in 21 years, apparently, this one…) 4-piece and eased into opener “She’s Sick”, all pseudo-goth drama and harsh slashing riffery from guitarist Paul Jones. The droney, Velvet Underground meets “Christine”-House Of Love “Your Back Again” followed, the band immediately hitting their stride, and the excellent “Dissent”, with the downbeat descending hook, was next up and an early highlight. “Marquis”’s discordant post-punk pin-prick rhythm recalled early Wire, and “Restriction” was a galloping dismissive moody piece which could have even been lifted from the first Pretenders album. However, their reading of early 80’s post-punkers’ The Passions’ classic “I’m In Love With A German Film Star” (“Our most recent single; it came out 23 years ago!” quipped a bubbly yet hitherto taciturn Finch) was the set highlight, eerie and building, with the band hitting that fine balance of remaining faithful to the original yet moving around enough furniture to make it their own. Overall, another impressive return! 


Grabbed a pic with a besieged Finch afterwards and chatted to the Abstraction Engine boys outside the Inn, before a light drizzle saw me head for the Skyline Arena, meeting the crew and catching the last number of ALEX LIPINSKI on the Skyline stage. His punchy Britpop/ powerpop sounded half decent actually, so I was sorry I missed most (if not all) of his set. Then, having little interest in The Farm and none at all in Fun Lovin’ Criminals, next up in the Arena, I headed back to the apartment for a late-afternoon lie down! 


Back in however for the last knockings of “Shiiine On”, for me at least; met Rach, had a pasty and phoned home, then back in our usual Skyline spot for the “Shiiine On” debuts of a couple of late 2000’s bands. First up at 20 past 7 was THE VIEW (who we arrived late for, following our pasty break!). I wasn’t much sold on this lot when I saw them on the 2007 NME “Brats Bus” new bands tour (gig 723), particularly their own crowd chant “The View are on fire”, and the first number we heard tonight, sung by bassist Kieren Webster and sounding like a mess of 2 numbers welded together, did nothing to change that view (sic). However, things improved when usual vocalist (and clearly part flamingo, judging by his propensity to stand on one leg) Kyle Falconer resumed lead duties, with “Allergic To Mornings” a knockabout Kinks-like singalong, and “Double Yellow Lines” a decent driving indie rocker. “Face For The Radio” was a quirky strumalong veering into Coral territory, and “Sunday” was my favourite, a galloping rocker with a helium chorus, “ramping up the tempo to cray cray,” as the affable Falconer put it. “Same Jeans”, their big hit and millstone number, was inserted late-set, but for me is still a total rip-off of Cornershop’s “Brimful Of Asha”, and I sang “BFA”’s lyrics along to it, whilst fending off some bloke who came up to me and announced, a propos of nothing, “that’s Kell Faulkner, he’s a wee fanny fae Dundee!” OK then! A couple of bouncy upbeat indie pop numbers and a rabble rousing closer “Shock Horror” rounded off a quite enjoyable set actually, better than I expected… Are The View on fire? Not sure, but smouldering nicely…

 The place got noticeably busier, and I lost Rach, who went for a drink and then piled down the front for Sunday headliners THE ENEMY, on at 8.45 to a purple smoky stage and The Who’s bilious, fist-pumping “Teenage Wasteland” as musical backdrop. This number pretty much set the tone for their set, as it happened, as vocalist and angry young man-in-chief Tom Clarke made it his goal to fire up and ignite the crowd into one final fist-pumping anti-establishment singalong sesh. “All you sleepy fuckers at the back! I can’t hear you!” he cried as they ripped into an intense and earnest opener “Aggro”, followed in short order by the bolshy, Jam-ish anthem “Away From Here”. Time clearly hasn’t calmed Clarke down, it seems… 


The Enemy were clearly a band on a mission and in a hurry tonight, with an aggressive “Had Enough” preceded by a “here we, here we, here we fucking go!” chant from Clarke, and initially the frantic pace seemed a bit unfocussed and relentless, particularly coupled with Clarke’s constant rabble rousing (one cry of, “I know some of you are getting old, and it’s past your bedtimes, but I don’t give a fuck!” being a bit jarring, with Jon at this point dipping out of the set because he was tired of being shouted at by the vocalist – fair enough really…). However, they hit their stride for me with the heartfelt “That’s Entertainment”-esque strumalong “We’ll Live And Die In These Towns”, the message of urban deprivation being more articulately conveyed by this number, followed up by an almost Bauhaus “Dark Entries”-like descending riff opening to the frantic, almost ska-rhythm of “You’re Not Alone”. Talking of ska, “40 Days And 40 Nights” saw Clarke reference fellow Coventrians The Specials, throwing a couplet from “Ghost Town” in the mid-section hook; then “This Song” was an anthemic manifesto for The Enemy massive, the hook ringing around the arena, then reprised a couple of numbers later to finish the set on an inclusive note. I liked them fine, loved the energy, and their hearts are definitely in the right place, but the intensity and earnestness seemed a little wearing at times. However, they fully justified their position as Sunday headliners, a point underlined by Rach who’d been in the mosh throughout; on the previous occasions we’d seen The Enemy she’d been pregnant both times (!) so happily made up for lost time tonight!

 That was it for me, musically at least; half the crew headed off to catch Stereo MCs in Centre Stage and I happily steered clear of that one, wandering back under an inky black but happily dry sky to our apartment with Jon and Martin. We chilled and chatted awhile, Jon ultimately deciding to go back and catch The Primitives’ late 12.30 set in Reds; remembering what an utterly shambolic car “Crash” they were at “Shiiine On” 2018 (gig 1,112), I decided not to join him, but afterwards Jon reported back that they were quite good, so hey ho… I hit the hay instead, then the following morning we once again had one final breakfast, checked out of the apartment and packed cars, then booked for next year! Fond farewells before a swift drive back to the ‘don, home at 2.30 after dropping Sarah off and doing the school run for our daughter. So, despite my trepidation, this was another brilliant weekend, because, as ever, “Shiiine On” is more than just the bands; it’s a time to catch up with old friends, relax, and enjoy the vibe. Plus, the weather was nowhere near as inclement as feared… and as for my last point, well, Gigolo Aunts are welcome to come over and play “Shiiine On” whenever they want!!

 

SHERIFF’S SHIIINE ON SELECTION

 Friday Best – THE WONDER STUFF

Saturday Best – RIALTO

Sunday Best – LINOLEUM

 Overall – 1. THE WONDER STUFF (3rd time Top Band in 4 appearances across my 7 “Shiiine On”s)!

     2. BOO RADLEYS

     3. RIALTO

 Best New Band Got to be ABSTRACTION ENGINE! Yeah, I know I knew them already, but they’re new to “Shiiine On”, so there!

 We Can Be Heroes – MY CREW as ever, including newbies Jon and Sarah, and especially Rachel for making up for lost time in The Enemy moshpit; MILES HUNT for being a genuine bloke happy to chat with all and sundry; PAUL MALONE from CANDY OPERA who was happy to chat Liverpool rock’n’roll with me until the cows came home!

Wednesday, 15 November 2023

1,303 DEATH CULT, Lil Refrain, Birmingham O2 Institute, Tuesday 14th November 2023

 

(Again, not my list...)

I’m rounding off a hectic 4 gigs in 6 nights burst with another “Anniversary” show, and this time I’m channelling my early 80’s inner pseudo-Goth kid, with a 40th Anniversary show (I presume so anyway, it being billed as “8323”) from pseudo-Goth legends Death Cult! I say “pseudo-Goth” (twice), as the bands initially lumped together under that early “Goth” banner were a broader and more diverse church than those most folks think of as “Goth” (the black leather fetish look, dyed black spiky hair and white panstick faces, and overpowering doomy synth/ guitar paeans about bats and post-apocalyptic landscapes), ranging from shimmering haunting post-punk to herky-jerky art-school rock. And right in the epicentre of this were Southern Death Cult, who seemed to take the Native American imagery of Adam and the Ants a step further, incorporating both the tribal pounding drumbeats and circular chants, yet imbuing them with darker and harder-edged, expansive dusty Navajo Desert rock atmospherics. As the band dropped the “Southern” and then the “Death”, I enjoyed their initial clutch of singles (particularly the tremendous propulsive rhythm of “Spiritwalker”, great to dance to at U18 Brunel!!) and plangent album “Dreamtime”, but by the time I got to see them as The Cult, on the Simple Minds Milton Keynes Bowl bill in 1986 (gig. 51!), they’d moved on to a more driving American FM rock radio sound, in an attempt to break the States, which frankly wasn’t for me.

 However, when they announced a slew of dates for this Autumn as “Death Cult”, promising to revisit that early material, I was suitably intrigued to shell out the somewhat steep ticket price (£60! For the Institute! Yipe!) and head off up the M5, accompanied by old Brunel friend and Punk/Goth/Techno Queen of Swindon, Milady Debbie. An entertaining drive saw us park up on a side street just past the venue at 6.30, and we popped into the “Big Bulls Head” pub next door to avoid queuing in the cold, thence enjoying some splendid rock conversation with a couple of fine local gents (hi Jon and Andy!) which took us to nearly 8.30! So we then popped into this ornate yet impractical venue (bottlenecks aplenty at the back bars!), finding it totally rammed and eventually squeezing into a spot halfway back, house left under the low overhanging balcony. The support act, a solo artiste called Lil Refrain, was rounding off a haunting yet anodyne set with some Asian-tinged chanting and monotone synth mood music, and honestly I was glad I missed most of her set!

 Debbie met an old friend and ventured forward, and I ran into my old friend and former TTP compatriot Roger, finding a bit of space slightly further forward for the entrance of Death Cult at 9.15, onstage to a typically dry-ice swathed and incense-smelling stage. No intros, but straight into taut, undulating opener “83rd Dream”, building into a yelped hook by Ian Astbury, dark sunglasses, man-bun and leather trench coat firmly in place, leading the proceedings with his commanding, dark and sonorous vocals. The resonant ringing guitar riffs of “Gods Zoo”, ably provided by guitarist Billy Duffy and so redolent of his 80’s contemporaries McGeoch and Sargeant, dovetailed in with the strong-armed military backbeat for an early highlight; “Brothers Grimm” was a haunting 60’s spaghetti western soundtrack, stretched, parched and eerie with strafing riffery interludes again courtesy of Duffy; and a stripped-back “Flowers” again saw Astbury’s voice to the fore, holding a lengthy choral note perfectly (the previously taciturn frontman quipping, “some things do get better with age!”). Former Cult bassist Jamie Stewart was introduced for tonight only, adding his talents to a combative and angular “Horse Nation” and widescreen “Go West”, then the repetitive hook of a hurtling “Dreamtime” ceded to my set highlight double; firstly a quite brilliant “Spiritwalker”, the cascading intro drums and huge reckless launch into whirlwind life as wonderful as I’d hoped, then a stately yet roof-raisingly anthemic “Rain” which maybe – just maybe – even topped “Spiritwalker” for me tonight, the band then taking their leave just after 10.15, after a slightly disappointingly short set, clocking in at barely an hour, but one replete with stunning highlights. Quality over quantity, I guess… 

And if Death Cult finished the set strongly, they followed up with 2 absolutely tremendous encores in the dark dynamic build of “Moya” and the anthemic ringing chimes of the inevitable yet superb “She Sells Sanctuary”. Astbury, whose rich and resonant vocals had sounded brilliant throughout, reintroduced the band as they took their bows, stated they weren’t just doing this for the money but, “because we still believe!”, and left us with a single word – “Ceasefire”. You know, the world could do with some of that right now… A swift drive Northwards looping around B’rum got us back to the ‘Don in short order at 12.30, contemplating the gig. Not perfect and, as I said, a bit short for the price, but when Death Cult hit the mark, they were quite, quite stunning. My inner Goth kid was treated tonight, no mistake!

1,301 SUPERCHUNK, Junk Drawer and 1,302 DINOSAUR JR., Man On Man, Bristol Strange Brew and London Highbury Garage, Friday 10th and Sunday 12th November 2023

 

Another very definite “double header” here; 2 gigs in the space of 3 nights, both hosted by veteran 90’s grunge-era dynamic guitar-heavy US alternative rock acts, celebrating the 30th Anniversary of the release of their most commercially successful records! Although at the time, my then-28-year old US alt-rock heart belonged to my beloved Gigolo Aunts and their 1993 “Flippin’ Out” release, I still bought and enjoyed both Superchunk’s “On The Mouth” and Dinosaur Jr.’s “Where You Been”, and caught said acts “live” that year, the ‘Chunk headlining at Windsor Old Trout (gig 246) and later appearing on the Teenage Fanclub Anson Rooms undercard (gig 252), and Dinosaur mainman J Mascis’ noiseniks playing a dusky Sunday evening set at that year’s Reading Festival (gig 248)! For these 30th celebration dates, Dinosaur broke cover first, announcing 4 nights (!) at London’s Highbury Garage, which Mascis devotee Tim was all over, getting us both tix for night 1 before they all quickly sold out, then Superchunk followed suit with a tour which passed through Bristol, so I hooked myself up for a trip to Strange Brew, a new Bristolian venue on me…

 Chunk was first, so I hit the road about 6.45 for a Friday drive down the M4, figuring doors at 7 so no need to rock up earlier, right? Wrong, as it happened, as support Junk Drawer had started their set at 7.15! However, missing half their set proved to be a lucky escape, as it turned out; a big guy in a kaftan never bodes well for my prog/ hippy-averse tastes, a comment about their stopping at Stonehenge on the way down from London only serving to underline this point! Their set consisted of a mulch of droney metronomic noise (one song briefly sounding like The Doors’ “LA Woman” before retreating into the sonic murk), ultra-dreary soporific balladry and an interminably long closing plod about the sky falling into the sea. Yikes! 

I took a glance around this newish but worn-in venue, a wide bar with interesting art pieces suspended from the ceiling, and a stepped open stage which I took a spot in front of, house left, as lead singer Mac McCaughan and his charges set up, before taking the stage at 8.30. A slightly different ‘Chunk line-up this time, shorn of Bob Mould’s backing boys Jon Wurster and Jason Narducy (Jason himself subbing for ‘Chunk mainstay Laura Ballance, who’s a non-toura Laura these days) and instead featuring another Laura, hard-hitting drummer Laura King, plus Ex Hex favourite Betsy Wright on bass. This line-up however immediately showed a more relaxed band dynamic than their most recent UK foray, on the back of politically-charged “What A Time To Be Alive” back in 2018 (gig 1,088). Mac announced, “We’re Superchunk; it’s been 30 years or so, some of you weren’t born then!”, before launching into the untitled opening squall of languid noise. The irresistible groove of “For Tension” followed, Mac’s few-octaves-too-high-for-comfort vocals overlaying the propulsive rhythm, getting me rocking down the front from the outset and setting the tone for the early set. The superb ascending riff and air-punching chorus of oldie “Seed Toss” (which took 2 attempts to start, Laura initially playing too fast!) was an early highlight, as it became evident that Chunk’s set tonight wasn’t a full-on start-to-finish rendition of “On The Mouth” but rather a set spotlighting its’ key tracks… 

The slower burn fire alarm blare of “Kicked In” preceded a clattering, drum-propelled “Water Wings” and a quite brilliant “Crossed Wires”, then the off-kilter strumalong and regimental drumbeat of “The Question Is How Fast” built to a circling climax, oddly bringing to mind some of The Byrds’ more psych-rock wig-outs, albeit with swathes of growling guitar overlay. Set closer “Hyper Enough” was as frantic a headlong tumble as ever (had NME scribe Simon Williams not referred to early Idlewild as “sounding like a flight of stairs falling down a flight of stairs”, he could just as easily applied that description to the ‘Chunk) before a 5 song encore, featuring a ragged yet anthemic as ever “Slack Motherfucker” and “Precision Auto”, another warp-speed hurtle, capped a splendid – and yes, fun – set which proved that despite personnel changes and advancing years, the Chunk still have it “live”. Great stuff! 

Sadly I missed a list (this being a pic I took earlier), Mac instead handing it to a fellow front-row punter, but I did get to finally meet the man after 30 years of fandom, enjoying a brief chat about Big Dipper (Mac’s Merge Records putting out The Dippah’s “Supercluster” compilation back in 2008) before hitting the road for a difficult and annoying M32-closure affected drive home. Dipper vocalist Bill Goffrier was in the UK but wasn’t able to make it to this gig; shame, that would have been something!

 A hectic weekend didn’t give me much time to relax my aching one-man Chunk moshpit limbs, and a superb family Sunday lunch at Miller and Carter got me back home literally 10 minutes before Tim arrived to pick me up for Dinosaur Jr.! So we caught up during a soggy drive up the Smoke, deciding to drive the whole way in so hitting slow traffic on the A40M but still parking up around the corner from The Garage just before doors. Grabbed a spot near the front, house left, as the place quickly filled up with black-jeaned US alt-rock grunge casualties, dragging out old school Dinosaur Jr. tshirts which largely looked as if they hadn’t seen the light of day in decades! A happy surprise about this evening’s bill was the late announcement of Man On Man as support; the new project of Roddy Bottum, formerly of plangent melodic 90’s rockers Imperial Teen, and his musical and life partner Joey, their excellent “Provincetown” album is one of my favourites of this year, with some dynamic synth propelled Stereolab-like darkwave rhythms underpinning hushed vocals and lyrics which was all about the gay life (hence the band name, I guess!). As if for emphasise this latter point, the two-piece (Roddy gesticulating and arm-waving behind the keyboards, and Joey on guitar) took the stage then shared a lengthy kiss before kicking into the irresistibly groovy opener “Showgirls”, my favourite on the album and a deliciously metronomic Sloan “I Am The Cancer” soundalike. Fears that they’d peaked early were however unfounded as the rest of the set maintained that level; “Piggy” was a sleazy grunge march, “Daddy” an eerie monotone grind(‘r) and closer “I Feel Good” was a New Order-esque synth-laden singalong. Between numbers, Joey and particularly Roddy were buoyant, voluble personalities, Joey asking, “do we have any gey people in tonight? Surely there’s more than that… time to come out tonight!” and Roddy thanking us for coming early to support the support (“do you remember when you turned up for [a great] support band? I saw the English Beat opening for Talking Heads…”) and preparing us for the impending Dinosaur sonic onslaught (“you guys are in the line of fire – shit gonna get loud!”). Great start! 

We stayed in the “line of fire” as the roadies plugged in the wall of 9 huge Marshall amps cloistered around J; then the surprising yet unmistakeable atmospherics of Echo and the Bunnymen’s all-time classic “Over The Wall” heralded the band onstage, J in front of us with his cartoon baseball cap covering his back-length white hair, Murph solid and bald, oddly resembling my father in law (!), and bassist and former Sebadoh man Lou Barlow sporting a huge tousled mane and resembling a 70’s hair band rocker! “We’re going to attempt to play “Where You Been”,” deadpanned J, and the words proved prophetic, as it took 2 attempts to kick into the delirious laze-rock of opener “Out There”; although when it did get going, it and the slow build to huge chorus hook of follow-up “Start Choppin’” both sounded tremendous, overlaid with J’s drowsy vocal slur and intricate yet squalling riffery. The hurtling drone of “On The Way” was also an early highlight, Lou preceding this by announcing, “we’re nervous! [It’s a] big London show!”

 However, while nerves didn’t seem an issue, lack of preparation subsequently did. A few of the “Where You Been” tracks needed a couple of goes to get started, roadies constantly took to the stage to swap huge lyric prompts around in front of J, and at one point proceedings stopped as they didn’t have a keyboard ready for the next number, J drawling, “we’ll have to borrow Roddy’s…” and Lou lamenting, “we’re giving our crew a workout today…”. Also, some numbers seemed rushed and haphazard, J attempting to make up for the shortcomings by piling on layers of hard riffery and noise. A bit of a shame, as “Where You Been” is a fine album, fully justifying Dinosaur’s description of “ear bleeding country”, with a definite Buffalo Springfield/ “Sweetheart of the Rodeo”-era dusty countrified vibe, if you blast past the grungy guitar noise… 

Ironically, things improved after the album run-through, as the band proceeded to invite a number of guests onstage. Amazingly, first was comedian Richard Ayoade (!), looking typically awkward and gauche as he contributed extra guitar on hard-rocking and largely instrumental “The Lung”; then My Bloody Valentine bassist Debbie Googe provided extra solidity (if such were needed) for a quite brilliant version of the classic “Freak Scene”; and finally, after a cacophonous and lengthy set closer “Gargoyle”, Primal Scream guitarist Andrew Innes and swaggering Thee Hypnotics vocalist Jim Jones (Jones remarking, “this is a fucking treat, isn’t it?”) joined J and Co for the savage proto psych-punk of the Stooges double “TV Eye” and “No Fun”. At its climax, J mumbled a quick goodbye as the band departed, following an uneven and occasionally unrehearsed, but also occasionally quite breathtaking set of potent and powerful noisy rock. As Roddy had promised, shit got loud, but actually it was never unbearable – quieter than a Bob Mould show, f’rinstance! 

Back to the car after another failed set-list attempt (bah!) and home fairly promptly for 20 to 1 after speed restrictions on the A40M hampered our egress out of town. So, overall 2 definitely worthwhile Anniversaries to celebrate; I think the consistency of Superchunk shaded it for me, but high spots aplenty in both gigs. A fine dynamic 90’s grungy guitar double-header!

Monday, 13 November 2023

1,300 MELANIE MARTINEZ, Upsahl, Wembley Arena, Thursday 9th November 2023

 

Second in a row with the daughter of the house, but one I wasn’t looking forward to with much relish… … Jami got hooked on weird pop diva Melanie Martinez’ 2015 debut “Cry Baby” which I found frankly infantile, a horrible mish mash of puerile nursery rhyme kiddie r’n’b/ “pop” pap overlaid with some disturbing sexual imagery and loads of potty-mouth lyrics, seemingly for effect. Last years “Portals” is better, whilst still not to my tastes; Lolita reinvented as a weird 4-eyed elfin woodland creature, with similar musical and lyrical imagery, and thankfully a toning down of the bad words (hey, I came in with punk rock, I don’t mind a gratuitous “fuck” or two in my music, but that all seemed a bit much…). Anyway, in a “Dad of the Year” moment, I promised Jami that I’d take them to see Mellie when the subsequent “Portals” tour came to the UK. Which it then did, to bleedin’ Wembley Arena of all places! Still, a promise is a promise…

 A flare-up of J’s torn calf muscle earlier in the day forced a travel rethink, so we booked a parking spot in Wembley’s Pink Zone, the nearest available to the arena but still a 12-minute slow hike away, after an equally snail-pace A40 run into Hanger Lane pitched us up there at 6.30. Massive queue outside, but happily a steward saw Jami’s crutches and ushered us into the express entrance! Result! Result 2 came shortly afterwards, as we contemplated J’s ability (or otherwise) to climb up to our row R seats at the back of this old aircraft hangar venue; a chat with another steward and supervisor later, and we were relocated to a row G spot (so half the stairs for J to manage) halfway along, house left, for a much better view! Huge immobile queues for everything around the venue, and lots of especially dressed up fangirls there with mums and/ or dads; Jami made the effort by rocking pixie siren chic, along with pointy false ears!

Following some quite telling p.a. music (Jami recognised Mitski, I recognised The Cocteau Twins and Mellie’s more likely spiritual forbear Bjork, another quirky pop vocalist I never really got along with), we had some rock! Unexpected support Upsahl took the stage at 20 past 8 to a wall of deafening shrill noise from the Mellie massive, the eponymous singer and her 2-piece band bursting into an initially hard-riffing grungy fuss, an early “Good Girl Era” quite hooky in a Heather Nova/ Tracy Bonham vein. Props also for getting 8,000 pre-pubescent girls chanting “drugs!” in the subsequent eponymous slow-burn number. The mid-set drifted a bit into r’n’b and balladry, but finished strongly with a robust, funky “Sad Sorry After Party” and the hooky, riff-heavy statement number “Lunatic” which saw Upsahl take to the photo pit, keeping her promise to, “warm you guys the fuck up!”. Mission accomplished, I’d say…

 Another quick wander, another inspection of interminably long queues for everything, before we took our places. The lights smashed to black at 20 past 9 to another deafening roar, and thousands of phones held aloft to record the arrival of Mellie, dressed in Raggedy Anne meets Pikmin the Mushroom (!) woodland nymph chic, massive pointy ears and some weird mask, surrounded by 4 singers and intoning her vocals for eerie opener “Death” through a vocoder. The creepy, minimalist r’n’b of “Void” followed, and it became apparent (along with some setlist.fm research!) that the “Portals” tour effectively meant Mellie was playing said album, in order, and nothing else! So at least that mean none of the puerile “Cry Baby” bollocks, and that the projected backdrop films of tunnels lined with flowers and moss, and colourfully lit woody glades, remained consistent throughout. Professionalism at its height; sounding pindrop perfect, choreographed to a fault and lit with searching strobes, this was a brilliant “show” for the fan, enriching and enhancing the understanding of the album, and verging on musical theatre. So, really not my thing, then, and, combined with the relentless deafening screams from the Mellie massive, this one was ramped up to almost sensory overload level…

 So, after the art-school Laurie Anderson weirdness of “Light Shower” and the swayalong, percussion-led “Spider Web” (which predictably saw a massive spider web unfurled onstage) I took a walk out to grab J some merch; unfortunately (or not!) this took 5 songs and 3 merch stands (the first 2 having sold out of J’s merch of choice), and another snail-pace queue of indecisive punters and couldn’t-give-a-shit servers. Really unpleasant. However, I got back in halfway through the bright nursery singalong of “Nymphology”, in time for my “favourite” Mellie number, “Evil”, a menacing metronome click build into a bright, Beabadoobee-like US 90’s college pop-influenced chorus, Mellie’s best number by about a million billion miles and comfortably my set highlight, particularly as the song climax was punctuated by a wall of fire onstage! The smooth jerky r’n’b pop of “Womb” (another half decent one, I have to confess), featuring an eruption of confetti cannons from the stage and midway along the arena floor, rounded off the set and album run-through, Jami then deciding an early exit was preferable to staying for then intended encore of the 3 “bonus” album tracks and risking getting caught in the melee. So, back to the car for 10 to 11 and a virtually unimpeded drive out of town, before M4 closures took us cross-country near Newbury but still got us home for 20 past 12, my tired pixie siren heading straight to bed. So, as I mentioned, totally not my thing, but Jami once again loved it, which was the point. So overall another successful evening out being “Dad of the Year”!

1,299 WATERPARKS, Stand Atlantic, Cardiff University Great Hall, Friday 3rd November 2023

 

A hectic 8-gig November kicks off with a double with daughter Jami, the first being bouncy Texan trio Waterparks! Since J “discovered” them thanks to their track “Telephone” featuring on “Heartstopper”, their CDs have seen heavy rotation on the car stereo; well, whenever Jami fancies a change from their beloved Tay-Tay, that is! Waterparks stock-in-trade is a colourful and bouncy hot mess “kitchen sink and all” melting pot of So-Cal pop punk/ emo lite, US alt-indie guitar, catchy boy band hooks, even hip hop, rap and pulsing garage beats. Some of it works, some of it doesn’t… actually they’re a pretty decent band with a few fairly palatable songs, so I was happy to get tix for a non-school night trip to this one, the nearest they came to the ‘don on their UK tour supporting recent album “Intellectual Property”. And as an extra treat for Jami, I booked tix for the pre-gig “meet and greet” event, because, why the hell not? 

Jami threw an unexpected spanner in the works by straining their calf muscle, but luckily was mobile enough to make the gig, albeit on crutches! So, I picked them up after school for an arduous diversion- and traffic affected run, parking up outside the venue after a 2½ hour journey! Yikes! This however merely meant we were at the back of the slow-moving meet and greet queue, the band laudably spending time chatting with each group. For our turn, singer Awsten Knight gave J a warm hug and recorded a brief video for their friend, whilst I shook hands with guitarist Geoff Wigington and drummer Otto Wood and briefly chatted about the Texas Rangers’ World Series win. One pic and a short wait later, we were off to the balcony disabled viewing section, house right, whence Jami made fast friends with Violette, there with mum! Support band, Australians Stand Atlantic joined us at 8.15m playing a hard-thumping set of bright jumpabout pop punk, an early “Pity Party” a highlight with a stripped back verse building into a soaring powerpop chorus, lustily sung back by the crowd. Clearly a well-known band to the young black-clad, dyed hair Waterparks massive, their thudding set, enthusiastically delivered by eager vocalist Bonnie Fraser and her boys, reminded me of Bostonians Waltham and Damone, with hints of emo goth and even 80’s hair pop metal, although the savage, circle-pit inducing riffery of closer “Molotov (OK)” was a dead ringer for Nirvana’s “Territorial Pissings”. A very popular support then, a little relentless and overlong for me, but seen worse…

 We kept our watching brief over the very full dance-floor (a sell-out, this one…) as the roadies dressed the stage with foliage and marble bust statues, rather like an upmarket garden centre! Waterparks themselves bounded onstage at 9.15, the big-jumpered, firetruck-red haired vocalist Awsten, face Pan-Stiked silver grey with Ziggy eye make-up, emerging last to screams from the young crowd – and also from my left, Jami (and friend) being up on their feet from the off, screaming enthusiastically, singing along and filming bits of the boys’ performance, loving it all and fully justifying the difficult journey and expense. Job done! 

Waterparks themselves were a colourful, dynamic and kinetic onstage presence, both Awsten and guitarist Geoff jumping on and off the onstage plinths with gay abandon, and the voluble Awsten himself continually rabble-rousing the crowd, inciting circle pits and mass singalongs like a young Billie Joe Armstrong. “We’re in a school? Weird! Oh, it’s a Uni! My Uni was shut – so I quit and [formed] Waterparks!” Musically their sound had more oomph than on record, and I could tolerate their odd lapses into hip hop and speed-rap, so long as there was a soaring powerpop chorus on its’ way, which was usually the case. Oldie “Grave” was a strong-armed glam stomper, the emo-lite of brand-new number “Sneaking Out Of Heaven” was preceded by Awsten greeting the balcony posse (including, “the window people!”), and “Telephone” was a bright and upbeat pop-punk delight, Jami going nuts next to me. Not so sure about the subsequent acoustic interlude, which saw a meandering Awsten play about half a dozen half-songs, but after bringing the band back on and thanking the crowd for their support (“we do not take that shit lightly!”), the penultimate “Closer” was easily my set highlight, a widescreen build to a stately yet melancholy chorus with a distinct 80’s post-punk feel.

I did a quick merch run for our free posters before a 3-song encore featuring the almost speed garage verse and frantic, savage choral babble of “Turbulent”, and the smooth singalong We Are Scientists-esque synthy 80’s pop of closer “Funeral Grey”, this final number delighting Jami as they had worn a similar sweater to that mentioned in the lyric! Fond farewells to J’s new friend before we successfully chanced our arm for a mixing desk list, then a thankfully much quicker drive home, back about 20 to 1. A very successful evening overall; Jami loved it, which was pretty much the point, and honestly, this cynical old punk enjoyed it too!