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Wednesday, 25 June 2025

1,392 “FOREVER NOW” FESTIVAL, Milton Keynes Bowl, Sunday 22nd June 2025

 

This one took us all by surprise… “Forever Now”, a one day, 80’s post-punk-centric Festival at Milton Keynes Bowl was announced late last year by the organisers of the US’ “Cruel World” Festy (the line-ups for which I’d been looking at longingly for a number of years, hoping the San Andreas Fault would open up and push California closer to the UK), and it was basically a post-punk fan’s wet dream, with some massive names from that era featured alongside a couple of serious curveballs from my musical heritage. I was up for it immediately, the only issue being that it fell on the 18th birthday of my son and regular gig buddy Logan. He had a definite idea on how he wanted to spend that day, involving being in his regular “happy place” of Brixham, rather than in a Buckinghamshire field. Luckily, though, he was happy for me to dip out, so, after some family arrangements being made to suit all parties, I booked myself an early 60th birthday pressy ticket, gathering gig companions along the way in “Shiiine On” buddy Matt, best mate Rich and, finally, recent gig buddy Jeremy, who’d grabbed himself a late and much cheaper one!

The other point about this day was that it fell on the 40th Anniversary of my first ever outdoor show, U2’s coronation “Longest Day” event waaaay back in 1985 (gig 29!), affording me a opportunity to repay a debt. R.E.M, later one of my favourite bands, were largely unknown to me at the time of that U2 undercard, when they had the invidious task of not only preceding the headliners, but having to immediately follow The Ramones! That they did so with a seriously dull opener (the dour “Feeling Gravity’s Pull”) put me off realising their brilliance for 2 more years, so, my penance today was to sport a pink “Little America” R.E.M shirt, as the out-of-town boys Matt and Jeremy gathered at mine for an early start. Scooping Rich up on the way, we one-stopped for possible late picnic fixings and hit MK about 11, finding our booked Purple Parking adjacent to the Bowl very easily, albeit seemingly having to drive over a raised pavement to get in! Waited for ½ hour in a small queue for early entry (apart from Jeremy, whose ticket didn’t include that), funnelling into the early booker’s “VIP” area which took up half the front of the main arena stage and finding Jeremy already in situ down the front on the other side of the barrier! So much for our early entry! Sussed out the quiet-early doors scene and location – 2 stages, the other one a shlep to the side and back of the main bowl arena masked by the trees lining the bowl banks. Warm with light cloud cover early doors too, so not the parched heatwave some of us were fearing (not me, I’ll have it as hot as you can give it me!). 

A smallish crowd had gathered for mainstage openers UK DECAY at 1 pm. Recently reformed, this raw punk turned macabre proto-goth act were an early discovery for me at 14 years old and featured on a Killing Joke support slot waaay back in 1982 (gig 3 – yes, gig 3!)! Vocalist Steve “Abbo” Abbott quipped, “I think we’re the only local band on!” as they eased into lengthy bass-driven opener “Unexpected Guest”, Abbo’s sonorous vocal tones in the drawn-out verse switching gears to a scalded yelp during the chorus hook. Good – and good sounding! – start, but thereafter the sound (and level of practice?) was a bit variable; whilst the ascending circular hook and sinister plunge of “Stagestruck”, the cold war claustrophobic tension of “Testament” and the militaristic drumbeat menace of a later “Black Cat” impressed, the likes of “Sexual” and “Mayday” were sadly a bit messy and disjointed. However, Abbo’s perma-grin and charisma remained a feature throughout, and the dissonant guitar and tumbling drums of closer “Unwind” rounded off an uneven but entertaining opening set. Good to hear those old songs again after so long, but shame old U18 Brunel floor-packer “Dresden” was omitted from the set… 

Nonetheless, I was happy to grab one of the lists the roadie emerged from the backstage entrance with, and stay in situ for BERLIN, next up at 5 to 2. My only prior knowledge of this 80’s lot was their “Top Gun” inspired cheesy power ballad No.1 “Take My Breath Away”, but they immediately showed there were more bows to their strings than that, with opener “Masquerade” being a shiny and upbeat slice of 80’s MTV goth/ synthpop and quite a mood changer from UKDK’s opening set. Thus followed an energetically delivered set from this band, who seemed to feature WWE wrestler Goldberg’s twin brother on guitar, and with no-one more energetic than diminutive black leather clad vocalist Terri Nunn, looking and sounding astonishingly well-preserved for 65 (!) and impressing particularly with some operatic vocal lifts. That said, the sound was very tethered (anchored?) to those MTV video, big-hair, shoulder-pads and leg warmers 80’s times, and put me in mind to revisit the soundtrack to “Beverley Hills Cop”! I liked the brisk, synth-propelled Our Daughter’s Wedding clone of “The Metro”, but when “Take My Breath Away” (preceded by Terri thanking the UK record buyers for giving them their first number one) kicked in, Matt, Rich and I wandered out, also leaving them to their cover of AC/DC’s “Highway To Hell”. Timed our exit just right, then…!

Off for something completely different; a third stage, The Echo Chamber, located around the rear walkway of the Bowl, promised a programme of onstage interviews with luminaries from the 80’s post-punk era. Unfortunately, most clashed with live must-sees, but we were happy to catch some of RICHARD JOBSON, erudite and entertaining Skids mainman, in conversation with 80’s journo, writer and all-round renaissance man John Robb. Some fun stories of London punk rock squat life in those 70s/80s, but having seen Jobbo a multitude of times of late with The Skids, I’d heard most of this before as between-song banter, so after waiting out the tail-end of Berlin’s set, I was back in for the first of my Big Three (in a row) today… 

Found Jeremy again in our house (field?) left spot about 10 or so yards back, for “live” favourites of mine, THE CHAMELEONS, slightly late at 5 to 3. “Our friends in Portugal and Spain say hello to you,” announced vocalist Vox by way of introduction, the former Mark Burgess bursting into the fulsome fist-pumping heroic and anthemic soar of “The Fan And The Bellows”. A lower-key, brooding “Perfumed Garden” featured some skittering and resonant guitar work from the splendid Reg Smithies, and the hurtling newie “Saviours Are A Dangerous Thing” featured a subtle but pointed anti-Trump lyric; however the double whammy of a widescreen and sprawling, tumbling drum-dominated “Soul In Isolation” (again featuring lyrical homages to The Doors, Bowie and The Beatles in its’ stretched mid-section, before building to an epic crescendo) and the equally libidinous rhythm yet intricate riffery of a brilliant “Swamp Thing” were my joint highlights. Vox wished us all a great day, before the driving growl of “Don’t Fall”, capped with a “Rebel Rebel” lyrical vignette, rounded off a typically epic if startlingly brief-feeling 6-song set from this oft-overlooked Manc rabble. Only 6 songs, maybe, but I probably reckon “Isolation” and “Swamp Thing” clocked in at the thick end of 20 minutes between ‘em! 

A list too, as I squirmed my way to the front and snagged a copy scrunched into a ball by the roadie, unfortunately clocking a woman next to me in the face while I caught it! Profuse apologies later, I met up with the guys; Jeremy elected for some Public Image on the Other Stage at this point, so Rich, Matt and I popped back into the VIP front section, opting for a house right viewing spot for PSYCHEDELIC FURS, next up at close to 4. Old “live” faves of mine of course, this being the 10th time I’d seen them since the first back in 1984 (gig 15!), and they’d often delivered utterly colossal performance down the years. Quite the best-dressed band of the Fest as well, the dapper vocalist Richard Butler sporting a smart bat-wing suit, and his monolithic bass player brother Tim a stately black and red combo. Talking of bass, that underpinning growl was a little discordant during the verse to opener “President Gas”, but the sound was sorted in time for the dramatically tense, moody chorus. “Heaven”, however, sounded tremendous, that delicious descending hook a feature, and “Wrong Train”, next up, was achingly melancholy, Butler’s nasal Bowie vocals soaring and impassioned. “The Ghost In You” needed 2 goes (the first start waaay too fast!) but its chiming keys, courtesy of Andrea Kremer, underpinned quite the most delicate and downright pretty song of the day; “Mr. Jones”’s careering punk rock was a startling change of pace; then, following the inevitable singalong to that quintessential 80’s song “Pretty In Pink”, the extended psych-blues and dramatic layered crescendos of “India” rounded off a marvellous set, delivered with some sashaying style by Butler and co. No “Forever Now”, oddly, and a few numbers missed the strident sax blare of Mars Williams, sadly lost to us 2 years ago, but Psychedelic Furs? Colossal again, all the same…! 

I tried for a list, but the stage front was completely rammed with no way through; no surprise, given who was up next… We wandered back to the other side, and I ran into my mate Rog’s wife Kate and goth teen daughter Mattie (Rog himself being in Budapest at the moment!) for a chat, before going back in for JOHNNY MARR. On just after 5 to the coruscating “Fade To Grey”-esque synth refrain opening to “Armatopia”, Marr, stylish in black denim and floppy moptop, was at once both the coolest and most talented bloke in the joint, with a multitude of phones suddenly sprouting up like sunflowers after an intense Summer shower every time Marr launched into one of his typically intricate, undulating and brilliantly mellifluous guitar riffs. Particularly to the Smiths songs in the set… 

And oh, those Smiths songs… this was definitely a case of “know your audience” from the boy Johnny this evening, with a higher proliferation of numbers from his former legendary 80’s jangle-indie band than at his own gig at the Bristol O2 last year (gig 1,323), much to the delight of most around me (including a fair few young chaps who nevertheless knew all the words; fair play, boys!). “Panic”’s glam stomp initiated a rousing terrace chant singalong; “This Charming Man” (cheekily introduced by Johnny as, “a new number”) was breathlessly and brilliantly upbeat; and after a hushed, pastoral and reverentially-received “Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want”, the quivering and lugubrious “How Soon Is Now” was brilliant, Johnny coaxing ever stranger effects from his guitar pedals and being moved himself to comment, “that was a good one…” at its’ conclusion. But, following a first-pumpingly catchy “Easy Money” and an angular yet merry sway along “Passenger”; the closing “There Is A Light That Never Goes Out” (dedicated by Johnny to, “everyone in this field and nobody fucking else!”) was outstanding, as ever heartbreakingly melancholy yet joyous at the same time, eliciting a lengthy and communal singalong outro to the Best Song Of The Day, concluding the Best Set Of The Day for me. The boy Johnny done great! 

So, early evening and Jeremy and I took a wander to the merch stand in the rear walkway for a programme, then took a spot on the bank for a wider view of BILLY IDOL, next up. I liked his old 70’s punk-with-a-touch-of-swaggering-glam band Generation X, not so much his solo material, so vast swathes of his set (especially the slow burn brooding, pouting MTV 80’s Goth-lite likes of “Flesh For Fantasy” and “Eyes Without A Face”) were a bit of a slog. However, upbeat, racier newies “77”, “Too Much Fun” and particularly expansive rocker “Blue Highway” were more impressive, and “Rebel Yell” was a rousing slice of pure 80’s post-punk cheese, the hook audibly echoed back by the baying faithful. Idol, clearly having put in an energetic shift, dispensed his sweaty shirt into the crowd before another jacket change and the ubiquitous closer “White Wedding”. As I said, a bit cheesy, but fun cheesy nonetheless…

We then met up with Rich and Matt, wandering over to the Other Stage (first time today for me) whilst commenting on how successful the day had been, what a great vibe, and in particular how smoothly it had seemed to be running. This however proved to be famous last words, as we wandered up the walkway to the house-right side entrance to the Other Stage, noting that THE DAMNED, due off 15 or so minutes earlier at 25 past 7, were still only just kicking into pummelling old punk classic “New Rose”… We arrived to see most of this song; then, the most bizarre sight ensued, as Vanian and Co. seemed to keep playing beyond this number, but with the speakers having been switched off and the onstage monitors therefore the only sound, we couldn’t hear what was being played! It then got weirder, as rap song “99 Problems” then blasted from the speakers, but The Damned just kept playing! Eventually the band seemed to interpret the crowd’s signalling and waving, realised they’d been cut off, and left the stage in a seeming state of confusion. 

By this time I’d bumped into Bristol friend and chanteuse Keeley Moss, introducing her to the boys and chatting away while roadies soundchecked, re-soundchecked and soundchecked again, taking an interminable amount of time and at one point causing us to ponder whether there were insurmountable tech issues, which might force the cancellation of the final 2 bands due up! Eventually, THE JESUS AND MARY CHAIN rather grumpily took the stage at 8.30, 40 minutes late and 5 minutes before they were actually due to go off (!). “JAMCOD” was a tough, bristling and frankly pissed-off sounding opener, followed by the scuzzy chugging rock’n’roll sleaze of “April Skies” and the slow-burn surf-pop soda-bar undercurrent and cacophonous choral build of “Some Candy Talking” The hitherto monosyllabic and taciturn vocalist Jim Reid then addressed the audience with, “if our set is cut short, it’s fuck all to do with us… we’ve been told to get the fuck off!”

Luckily, said departure wasn’t immediate; a harsh, growling “Venal Joy” preceded a plaintive “Sometimes Always”, Primal Scream’s Simone Butler joining Reid onstage to sing Hope Sandoval’s female line in this duet; then the languid Velvets-like doo-wop of “Just Like Honey” saw me keep my promise to my gig buddy son, and record it as a birthday greeting! A squalling, savage “Never Understand” was a noise-fest punctuation point on a fiery and tempestuous ½ hour set, Jim’s obvious annoyance actually having added extra vim and venom to the performance, as he led the band off indignantly, no doubt to kick some asses…

This then took us to 9 p.m., and as dusk fell and the Other Stage arena partly emptied, I realised the flooring entirely consisted of very dusty and uneven gravel, rather than the main arena grass, and it had started to play havoc with my knees! Furthermore, another half hour passed with no sign of the appearance of Death Cult, next up… Much as I would have liked to stay to listen to Astbury’s lot (I was particularly looking forward to “Spirit Walker”, excellent at Birmingham Institute in November 2023 (gig 1,303)), my knees were barking away at me and clearly needed a rest, so I reconsidered my plan, and decided to take possibly my last opportunity to see one of the most influential and iconic groups ever in music… 

Into the darkening and cooling main arena, then, and I took a spot on the sloping bank at the back, house right, all the better for the best possible view of headliners, German Krautrock and synthesiser veterans and innovators KRAFTWERK. As per my one previous sighting, at the now-Bristol Beacon back in 2017 (gig 1,042), their performance was a perfect synthesis of sound and vision, utilising both the stage backdrop and huge side screens to augment their oft-haunting, oft-playful and quirky, but always challenging and fascinating stripped-back electronica. “Skylab” featured a huge spaceship emerge from a backdrop-projected Earth; a lengthy “Autobahn” (not the 22 ½ minute full-length that has become the traditional soundtrack of mine and Logan’s motorsport event journeys!) wove a languid, hypnotic spell, with a VW Beetle projected on the backdrop for accompaniment; and “Radio Activity” was symphonic, prescient and uncomfortably haunting, names of nuclear incident locations being projected onto the backdrop and adding to the sense of unease.

 

The lengthy and clattering “Trans-Europe Express” was stark, elemental and hypnotic, the austere black and white train track projection standing out in the now inky blackness, whilst “The Robots” was a heavily vocodered yet melodic hymn to the march of technology. Then, the sparse, rhythmic and slightly cartoonish “Boing Boom Tschak” segued in and overlaid the robotic chant of “Musik Non Stop”, as the 4 members of the band peeled off, one by one, from behind their onstage plinths, sole original member Ralf Hutter leaving the stage last to cheers, after another quite astonishing multimedia performance. 

That took us to 20 to 11 and the end of the Fest! We all convened at the back of the main arena mixing desk for a slow wander back to the car, taking a wrong turn on the way but getting back in short order. Egress seemed straight-forward, so we had our intended post-Festy picnic before setting off just after 11, driving home through some unpleasant sheets of rain but getting back to the ‘don just after 12.30. Dropped Rich off and Jeremy collected his car at ours for a shortish drive home; Matt stayed over as he had further to go, but left straight for work the next morning.

So, that was the inaugural “Forever Now”; we all agreed it was quite the excellent day out, all bands showing up and delivering as hoped. Yes, there were teething troubles centring around the Other Stage (comments from certain bands on Facebook the next day illustrating this point), and clearly the audience was nowhere near the hoped level – I’d guessed about 20,000, Matt reckoned a whole lot less – giving rise to very cheap tickets being available during the week leading up to the event. But fingers crossed that these issues will be chalked down to teething troubles, and they’ll give this another go, rather than write it off as a “one and done”. Because it offers something different to the general Festy scene, a celebration of a time in rock’n’roll history whose influence still resonates down the years and has massive impact on a whole slew of “new” bands in the current musical climate. Most of all, it was thoroughly enjoyable and fun. So, promoters, take heed, please please please, let us get want we want… let this event stay “Forever Now”!

 

 

Saturday, 14 December 2024

1,363 THE DAMNED, The Fleshtones, Doctor and the Medics, Southampton Guildhall, Friday 13th December 2024

 

Earlier this year, my teenage son Logan came dashing down the stairs and exclaimed to me, “I’ve just heard this song I really like Dad, give it a listen…” Only “Neat Neat Neat”, by seminal 70’s punks The Damned, a song that I’d known and loved since I was younger than he is now! A brief chat about The Damned ensued and, of course, us being us, within minutes we were checking whether they were out “on tour” any time soon! Investigations happily revealed this tour, celebrating the output of their late 70’s/ early 80’s line-up, a time when they dropped dark and dramatic proto-Goth, expansive hooky pop and 60’s psychedelia elements into their ragged primitive punk melting pot, most notably on their 3rd album, 1979’s widescreen “Machine Gun Etiquette”, for me their best work. Unfortunately, their Bristol show clashed with last night’s Skids’ Trinity gig, but Logan was happy for a Friday night scoot down to the South Coast! 

Set off at 5 and grabbed tea on the way, parking up just before half past 7 on our usual street spot and waiting a couple of minutes to get a cheaper fare! So, we hit the venue midway through openers Doctor And The Medics. The Doctor himself, a vaudevillian glam rock wizard with a Wynne Evans operatic voice, sporting a huge checked great coat and equally voluminous silver mane, pontificated on his band’s reputation as a covers band and led a commendable debate on mental health between his glammy originals, but their set was only ever about their 80’s psych-pop No. 1 hit “Spirit In The Sky”, a lengthy singalong version closing matters. 70’s NYC CBGB’s survivors The Fleshtones were up next; a band largely unfamiliar to me, I initially found their blend of old school primitive garage punk and swampy psych/ blues a little dull and dated, despite the vocalist’s rabble-rousing tactics and their “wheel of talent” (essentially the 4 band members making 360 degree turns!). However, a homage to their CBGBs roots and a big dumb Ramones pastiche got me onside (maybe as I was wearing my CBGBs “Breakfast Club” tee!), and their final 2 numbers, the mutant psychobilly of “Alright” and the Them “Gloria”-esque chunter of “Save Me” saw them finish strongly.

We kept our house left spots a few rows back (unfortunately next to a couple of rude and pissed-up ageing goth women who then insisted on barging in front of us to take copious selfies with the onstage band), and Logan declared his intent to join in with whatever moshpit shenanigans may ensue. As the Damned took the stage, it seemed he’d get his wish, vocalist Dave Vanian declaring, “Ladies and Gentlemen, How’do!” then leading the band into the high-octane, frenetic punk of opener “Love Song” and equally frantic first-pumping “Machine Gun Etiquette”. I really expected the place to catch fire, but somehow, it just didn’t… 

This was a curious one tonight; the place was barely half full, possibly legacy of a pre-Chrimbo Friday night, but the crowd was largely static, the sound muted, the atmosphere a little flat, and the set selection variable (I personally lamented the omission of “MGE”’s best numbers “Melody Lee” and “Anti Pope”, f’rinstance). This was despite the band’s best efforts; drummer Rat Scabies attacked his kit with strong-armed energy, guitarist Captain Sensible was his usual cartoon tomfoolery self, and then there was Vanian… black-clad, suave and ageless (at 68 (!), looking half his age), prowling the stage like a panther, delivering his resonant vocals into his 50’s “Pathe News” radio announcer mic, he was the focal point throughout. “There’s a planet floating in space; it’s small and inconsequential…” he announced before a widescreen “History Of The World”, then “Plan 9 Channel 7” was a sophisticated change-of-pace slice of psychedelic pop.

The Captain quipped about the band getting chucked out of hotels back in their pomp (“4 in one day in Paris, right Mr. Scabies?”) before the fine descending hook of “Just Can’t Be Happy Today”, but for me the performance really only took flight for set closer “Neat Neat Neat”, Logan finally finding a mosh to join for this thrashy, breathless punk classic. The sprawling “Curtain Call” kicked off the first encore, leading into a drum solo by Rat, but just as I was about to hit the “prog self-indulgence” button, the drummer segued into the unmistakeable opening drumbeat of “New Rose”, another punk classic. A second encore saw the band clown about with their roadie dressed as Santa Claus, before the excellent “Smash It Up” easily their best number tonight (“This should be the new English National Anthem!” announced The Captain) saw them end on a high. A fortuitous list later, we hit the road, a diversion off the A34 North then seeing us briefly crawling through pea-souper fog and acrid-smelling, muddy single track country lanes before getting back onto a proper road, home about half past midnight. A bit of a Curates Egg, then, this one, but the strong finish (particularly “Smash It Up”) and Vanian’s undeniable star quality made it a worthwhile trip in the end!

Wednesday, 12 December 2012

867 THE DAMNED, The Dickies, Oxford O2 Academy, Tuesday 11 December 2012

One final gig to round off another entirely satisfactory, 31 gig year. Nada Surf apart, this year’s top gig highlights have been pretty much exclusively provided by vintage or “reformed” acts (Adam Ant, Simple Minds, Furs, Hooky and Bob Mould amongst them), so it’s only fitting that a retro year gets a retro send-off, with an old school punk rock double header! I was tempted to go see true punk rock originals The Damned this time last year, having been impressed by their Motorhead support slot a few years back, and t’was only lack of cash, and the fact they were concentrating on their Goth crossover “Black Album”, rather than their sprawling punk epic “Machine Gun Etiquette” to complement their debut album in a dual run-through, that stopped me. So when they announced veteran California cartoon punks The Dickies, surprise returning heroes of gig 826 last August, as tour support, I was up for it, and when a cheap weekend visit with Evan freed up some cash, I quickly invested in a ticket before the money disappeared elsewhere!

This was another solo jaunt though, so I took a careful drive along in freezing and thickening fog, once again having a trying time parking; when did Cowley Road Tesco become the busiest car park in the world? So I hit the venue just after 7.30, happily vindicating my early departure, as The Dickies were due on at 7.45! They duly arrived onstage in front of a disappointingly sparse crowd, looked around as if to play “spot the punter”, before hammering into a totally appropriate destruction of “Silent Night”. And we were away, with me rocking out down the front from note one…

For a set which relied so much on adrenalized, lightning-fast punk rock electric guitar and Leonard Graves Phillips’ signature helium-fired vocal gabble, the Dickies actually sounded great. Phillips, whom lest we forget is north of 60 these days, was already throwing body shapes and elastic hand movements, a wiry and energetic stage presence belying his advanced years, feeding off the wide-legged rock stylings and strong-armed solidity of fellow original member Stan Lee, whose Spiderman guitar sticker, I was happy to note, matched his forearm tattoo! “I’m OK, You’re OK”; saw Phillips pointing directly at me for the chorus line; I am indeed, Leonard! He then demanded the house lights on to look at the crowd, remarking, “what a sausage-fest! I mean, not wanting to offend, but do any of you guys have girlfriends?” I, unfortunately was the only one replying, “how old??!” to his “Give It Back” intro line, “this song is so old,” until he gave the crowd instructions with a patient, “we can do this all night!” The usual props were brought on for the magnificent set highlight “Waterslide”, although a garble-along “Manny Moe And Jack” with a slow (?) false ending, ran it close. Phillips, clearly a complete stranger to good taste, replied to a, “Jimmy Savile!” chant with, “I know we were on Top Of The Pops in 1947, but Jimmy Savile did not perform oral sex on me!"

By now the set had degenerated into sheer chaotic brilliance. “If Stuart Could Talk” saw the penis puppet singing, “we’re one big happy family,” before a racey “Gigantor” finally saw the crowd joining in with Phillips’ exhortations to sing along. They won them over in the end, as a fully deserved encore saw the inevitable “Banana Splits” to end a frankly amazing and thoroughly entertaining hour long, 23 song (!) support slot; worth coming just for that!

But we also had The Damned to contend with, although they faced a challenge to follow that set for me. Still, the place was close to full by the time The Captain raced across the stage incognito, just before the house lights went off at 9.15. An incongruous looking bunch these days, indeed; a ticket inspector guitarist, Captain Sensible in his full cartoon punk regalia, red beret in place, what seemed like a prog druid wizard on keyboards; and then Dave Vanian; snake hipped Vanian, the gentleman ruffian in a smart black greatcoat, black quiffed hair slicked back, and looking superb and stylish. Stately and tuneful opener “Under The Wheels” was followed by a rabid and chaotic “Noise Noise Noise”, which set the tone for this schizophrenic but fascinating set, a melting pot of the influences and phases, from street-cool original punk through wild and warped psychedelia via hooky Goth pop, of this veteran band rapidly approaching their 40th year (!).

I confess I’m not too familiar with their recent works (and by “recent” I pretty much mean anything after the early 80’s!) but the unfamiliar, power-poppy “Danger To Yourself” was an early highlight before oldie “Neat Neat Neat”, (introduced by The Captain with, “you might know this one”) featured a lengthy and creepy Doors-like keyboard interlude from Monty the keyboard Wizard, masses of curly hair tumbling over his black silken robes. “Grimly Fiendish”, a keyboard-led music hall pop Goth number, saw Vanian giving a menacing performance, his prowling stage presence dovetailing in perfectly with his deep, imperious vocals, before the stylish jacket was finally discarded for a superb “Love Song”.

“This one’s for all the scumbags,” announced The Captain before an epic, driving “Anti Pope” which was breathtaking, a set highlight for me. Then “New Rose”, the first punk rock single, still frenzied and moshpit-huge after 35 years, a growling, titanic beast of a song, before a soaring, psychedelic “Ignite” with “whoa oh” chorus, and a fast, frantic “Sanity Clause” to end the set. The encore saw “Lovely Money”, another extended psych workout, dedicated to Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band mainman Viv Stanshall, before The Captain invited a fan, old punk Johnno, onstage for his 68th birthday to play air guitar with his feather duster to inevitable finale “Smash It Up”, climaxing a Damned fine 1 ½ hour set.

A great double header to end the year. I think The Dickies shaded it for me for sheer crazy entertainment value, but The Damned were also superb tonight. Well worth the freaky journey back in thick freezing fog; a splendid punctuation point on the 2012 gig year!

Sunday, 6 February 2011

775 MOTORHEAD, THE DAMNED, Girlschool, Swindon Oasis, Sunday 15 November 2009


I was amazed when Rich texted me about this one earlier in the year. How often does a bona fide rock legend come to Swindon? Fuck Morrissey, Lemmy Kilminster of seminal heavy rockers Motorhead falls squarely into that category, having seen it all and done it all, all no doubt at ear-splittingly extreme volume. With a bacchanalian appetite for, erm, recreational pharmaceuticals, which would make even the likes of Keith Richards blanch, it's a wonder the man's even still standing, yet at 63 years old, he's still rocking, so despite my lack of familiarity with Motorhead's output (I've only got their "Essential Noize" best of CD), we had to book tix for this one. And an anticipated noise-fest was subsequently made more attractive by the addition of original punks The Damned as support!

So, I donned leathers and rock boots, and met up with Rich in the Oasis foyer, getting a drink before going in to check out first support Girlschool. A late 70's all girl heavy rock band, they'd seemingly all turned into soccer moms playing leather and lace dress-up, and their music hadn't aged well, apart from their final number "Emergency", which saw the guitarist throwing Phil Lynott shapes and strafing the audience with her guitar neck.

Moved further forward for The Damned's entrance, running into an old punk friend in the process - Paul Kent, Mr. Damned himself, whom I'd not seen for decades! Amazingly, he recognised me too, recalling I was way shorter in my early teen punk years!

Then, the original cartoon punk rocker himself wandered onstage, clad in red beret and goony sunglasses and said, "Hi, I'm Captain Sensible, you may have seen me on Top Of The Pops. And we just want to say..." as, on cue, Vanian strolled casually onstage and softly asked, "is she really going out with him?", the classic intro to their debut single "New Rose". The crashing drum and growling riff intro heralded a brilliantly taut version of the first ever punk single, now 33 years old but still sounding as raw and fresh as ever.

The Damned were a revelation. I felt quite ashamed that they'd slipped through my punk rock revival calendar, as they were up there with the likes of the best of Fingers, Killing Joke etc. in terms of their not having allowed time to take its' toll on their performance or the music. And Vanian looked great - apparently 53 years old, he looked 20 years younger, having shed the fat goth image he wore in the 80's in favour of a 50's rock'n'roll leader of the pack, all black leather and slicked back hair. "Welcome to the Anti-Simon Cowell tour," the Captain announced to huge cheers before a jagged, hectic "Neat Neat Neat". "You won't see Jedward jamming with us tonight!"

"History Of The World" was a real surprise, a keyboard led sweeping epic, with Vanian's stately baritone a feature, as he prowled around the stage like a panther, wielding his 50's radio announcer style mic. The gothy pop "Eloise" followed, better than I expected, and an impressive double punch closed a splendid set - the superfast crashing shambolic "Love Song", and a groovy swingalong "Smash It Up". A surprisingly great set, and definitely not the last time I see The Damned!

I grabbed a set-list, and Rich and I bumped into facebook friend Debbie the punk for an entertaining chat before the main event, the lights going off at 1/4 to 10 and Lemmy leading Motorhead onstage with the proclamation, "we're called Motorhead and we play rock'n'roll". Hell yeah!

Motorhead were relentless, cranking out one noisy metallic onslaught after another with the metronomic frequency of a medieval cannon. "This is called "Rock Out With Your Cock Out"", Lemmy announced before one number, and I realised this was a little different from my last Oasis gig (Morrissey)!

No, this was loud, fearsome, heavy riffery rock'n'roll, the Motorhead template an amalgam of the superloud riffs of heavy rock and the energy and brevity of punk, all topped with Lemmy's Tyrannosaurus-like vocal growl. A set to be endured rather than enjoyed, a real relentless trial by noise, thankfully though largely lacking in the self-indulgence endemic in so much heavy metal stuff (apart from the mind-numbingly overlong drum solo, which made us think Lemmy was offstage, "otherwise occupied" in some way!).

After an hour or so, they played a song I recognised! The dramatic, superfast "Bomber", my favourite Motorhead number, which was also the set closer, the band subsequently returning for a bluesy, acoustic (!) "Roadhouse Blues", the ubiquitous "Ace Of Spades" and a stretched "Overkill". "Remember us, we're Motorhead and we play rock'n'fucking roll", Lemmy proclaimed before he and the band took a bow. We're not likely to forget!