Another gig centring around renewing acquaintances
with an old friend, albeit this one being intentional and pre-arranged… Earlier
this year, I’d re-connected on Facebook with my old school friend Jennifer, a
lady who was largely responsible for keeping me sane during my difficult 6th
Form schooldays, and with whom I’d kept in touch for a subsequent period in the
80’s, visiting her at Warwick University for gigs by The Fall and the Smiths in
late 1983/ early ’84 (gigs 10 and 11!). Life got in the way and we lost touch,
but it was great to reconnect, and a plan was hatched to visit her in
Holmfirth, where she now resides with husband Paul, when a decent enough band
was due to play at fabled local gig venue The Picturedrome. And they don’t get
much more “decent” than 80’s anthemic post-punk/ goth heroes The Chameleons!
So, I hit the road early Saturday oop
North, clearing Manchester and heading through impossibly scenic windswept
vistas on Saddleworth Moor, and equally impossibly winding and near-vertical single
track country lanes up to Jen’s hilltop home. Much catching up ensued, the
years falling away, before Jen, Paul and I headed down into Holmfirth (which
despite prima facae seeming a dour, grey bricked typically Northern town
huddled in the base of a valley around the confluence of 2 rivers, was actually
quite a happening place, with lots of interesting craft and boutique pubs and upmarket
eateries) for a splendid gourmet burger tea at Lou & Joes, before joining
the queue at the venue at 7.30. As the name suggests, The Picturedrome is an
evocative old mid-sized (I guessed 800?) picture house venue, exuding faded vintage
silver screen glamour, and we took balcony seats overlooking house left. Stayed
there for veteran support Whistleblowers, on at 8.30. A local trio from
Ashton-Under-Lyme, they were sadly very dull in a very dull way (!), plying
some low-key, plodding 60’s folky psych Fillmore East fayre which shudderingly
recalled Midlake when they hit the flares and double-denims. Later numbers
floated into midnight jazz café territory, before returning to the flimsy hippy
stuff. Not well played and somewhat off-key vocal-wise to my ears as well, I’m
afraid.
I took a wander down the front afterwards,
still pitching up a couple of rows back, joined briefly by Paul and also
chatting to India, a lady who’d posted in the Chameleons Facebook fan page
about her journey from paraplegic wheelchair usage, to now just needing one
stick. Brilliant job, you go girl! The eerie Cocteaus-ish entrance music
heralded the Chameleons’ arrival onstage at 9.30, a false start due to
technical issues with Reg’s guitar pick-up (“it’s always the newbies!” quipped
granite-hewn vocalist/bassist/main-man Mark Burgess) being eventually sorted
before the band plunged into the plangent ringing chimes of opener “Paper
Tigers” to rapturous applause from the cultish devotees. “I hope it’s not going
to be one of those nights,” warned Burgess before the Sophie Lancaster
dedication preceded a chilling “A Person Isn’t Safe Anywhere These Days”,
delivered with neck-bulging, scary conviction by the man. Sorry mate, I think
it is…!
Correct. The Chameleons were on fire from
note one tonight, delivering a brilliantly passionate, strident performance of
their atmospheric and textural yet huge and anthemic post-punk mood music,
often deploying both their usual weapons of slowing down the material “live” to
give it extra breathing room and gravitas, and throwing in unexpected lyrical
references from the likes of Bowie, The Fall, The Clash, The Smiths and
predominantly The Beatles. That said, it took until “Monkeyland”, 5th
number in, for the crowd to respond in kind, the eerie slow build of the first
verse suddenly bursting into the roof-raising “trick of the light” hook like a
cork from a champagne bottle, precipitating a boisterous yet largely
good-natured moshpit which remained throughout, where the main rules of
engagement were arms-aloft inclusive raucous singalongs and bearhugs from total
strangers. Although we’re not really strangers, We Are All Chameleons, after
all…!
“Looking Inwardly” and “Up The Down Escalator”
were two fast-paced, brutal mid-set gut punches, the air becoming a scarce
commodity in the kinetic sauna the Picturedrome had suddenly become (I actually
turned to a fellow punter and remarked, “I think I can forget about breathing
for the next hour or so!”); “Soul In Isolation” was a staggering, swaggering
affirmation of life (“I’m alive in here!” again a roof-raising terrace chant
hook); and a later “Swamp Thing” an undulating, libidinous thing of joy and
wonder, the guitar interplay in the build to the first verse just gorgeous. Yet
set closer, “Second Skin” topped the lot; preceded by thanks from a drenched
Burgess (who’d given it his all tonight) and a sermon about creating
experiences and living in the now, this was a lengthy and magnificent
all-inclusive manifesto for The Chameleons “live” experience in particular, and
rock’n’roll gigs in general. The stuff dreams are made of, indeed!
A couple of encores (a roaring,
none-more-punk “In Shreds” and a sinister, anthemic “Don’t Fall”) before the
boys took well-deserved bows and left us breathless and euphoric after another
stellar performance. Grabbed a list and a quick chat with keyboard player
Daniel afterwards before meeting Jen and Paul outside. A quick taxi back up the
hill, then a much-needed breather and fluid intake before towelling myself down
and making use of the spare room for the night. More catching up the next
morning over a splendid fry-up brunch, before bidding fond farewells and
driving to Manchester, meeting my son Evan for a roast Sunday lunch at Mr.
Thomas’ Chop House in the city centre, then hitting the road at 3.30 for a
difficult roadworks, traffic and thunderstorm-affected drive down South, home
for 7. Just a lovely weekend in excellent company, though, both on and
offstage. Thanks Evan, The Chameleons, and mostly Paul and Jennifer… hopefully
this won’t be the last time we light up The Picturedrome!